As Bran Stark’s personal assistant you will be tasked with aiding him on his adventures throughout Westeros and beyond The Wall. Because of his disability, you will be required to carry him while simultaneously performing other duties to the best of your abilities. So skipping leg day at the gym is not an option.
Because of the nature of the role you may encounter danger from time to time, so being adept at fighting is essential. Traditionally speaking a companion will be have good conversational skills, but Bran is more than happy just having the company.
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- Carry Bran Stark and ensure his objectives are met
- Protect him from dangerous individuals
- Follow Bran Stark’s orders to the best of your ability without question
- Hold the door when requested
Key Skills and Requirements
- Must be able to carry heavy objects over long periods of time
- Comfortable having your mind controlled by your boss
- Vocabulary not essential
The ideal candidate for this position should be a strong, caring and compassionate person who enjoys the simple things in life. Refusing an order is simply not in their nature, while they will be happy to carry out any instructions to the best of their abilities. In the event of a scuffle, they must be able to handle themselves well. No Wargs.
This opportunity will be available for a limited time only. Please apply for the role by leaving your CV and contact details with Westeros Recruitment.