With the political spectrum in the North hanging firmly in the balance, there has never been a better opportunity for someone to unify the area. As Lord Paramount of the North you will be tasked with restoring order where possible, whether by force or otherwise. You will also be required to marry, so you must be a passionate and romantic lover.
The role became available after the previous employee was poisoned by his enemies, so be sure to keep your wits about you.
- Maintain order in the north
- Build an army
- Dispense cruel and unusual punishments
- Control others
Key Skills and Requirements
- Proficient with a bow and arrow
- Willing to kill your own flesh and blood
- Not afraid to use unconventional methods to get the job done
- Manipulative nature
- Good with animals
- Maintain a healthy, sausage-based diet
This position would be ideal for an individual who has a proven history of violence. You will be vicious, sadistic, unpredictable and fearless in your actions, ensuring that the job is done by any means necessary. You will take great pleasure in torturing others, including the Bolton tradition of flaying your enemies. Most of all you will enjoy yourself, so be sure to not take yourself too seriously. It’s fun being in charge.
This opportunity will be available for a limited time only. Please apply for the role by leaving your CV and contact details with Westeros Recruitment.